1) You are constantly aware of the closest bathroom and the quickest path to it.
2) Most meals require pre- or post- pill popping.
3) You've given up reminding people that you're ____ - intolerant and just respond, "No thanks."
4) Friends come to you for advise when they recovering from colonoscopies and the like.
5) You pick your outfit for a dinner out based on what will be most comfortable with abdominal distention.
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